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Funny Nigerian Jokes in Pidgin

Some Nigerians can be very funny. I saw these abbreviations and it caught my attention.
Look at them…….

Nigeria jokes

*NAIRA* – Never Allow Igbos Rule Again

*PHCN* – Problem Has Changed Name

*APC* – Association of Past Criminals

*NYSC* – Now Your Struggles Continue

*PDP* – People Deceiving People.

*MTN* – Maintain Total Nonsense

*ABACHA* – After Babangida Another Criminal Has Arrived

*NEPA* – Never Expect Power Again

*BUHARI* – Brought Unnecessary Hardship Among Reasonable Individuals.

Don’t laugh alone…….Let others laugh with you.
NIGERIA IS SECOND TO NONE.

“Na only for Naija e de happen o…..”

“Na only for Naija” you
go see fish inside
“MEAT PIE”..

“Na only for Naija” we
dey count money after
we withdraw am from
ATM because we no
even trust ATM
machines.

“Na only for Naija”
PHCN dey say:-Win a
brand new GENERATOR
if you pay your NEPA
bill…

“Na only for Naija”
people dey horn for
traffic light make e
quick change from Red
to Green…

“Na only for Naija” Pharmacy dey sell Coke, Recharge Card, Chin chin, Puff puff and beer.

Wetin you no see for
Naija, you no fit see am
anywhere in d world…

*Na only for Naija* you go see one person dey use Bold5, X3, Ipad2 and Nokia N8 all at once while his mother dey sell groundnut for Junction.

‘Na only for Naija’ you go see mad man dey control traffic, people wey get sense dey obey.

“Na only for Naija” you go see native doctor dey use laptop connected with MTN modem. Maybe they are now consulting the spirits online..

“Na only for Naija” u go see a man selling a book from street to street that says HOW TO MAKE MONEY WITHOUT STRESS. I wonder why him no read d book.

I salute Nigerians……
Just laugh out and forget your sorrow, nothing in this world

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